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this makes me hungry.

Posted by lux_eterna on 2006.10.14 at 03:30
Current Location: bed
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: nothing and nowhere - the birthday massacre
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.


Comments:


forbes08
forbes08 at 2006-12-18 03:16 (UTC) (Link)

Wow

Yaa I don't even know you but this really made me in a good/happy mood.
The Little Harlot that Could.
lux_eterna at 2006-12-18 07:54 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Wow

haha i'm glad you enjoyed it.
i posted that forever ago, you must not read your lj much!
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